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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""
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"How do you like your eggs? Over here"
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"
"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"Joke of the Day 6/10/14 A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."