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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"
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"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."
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"Went gluten-free and already lost 15 friends in the first week!"
"Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, ""De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."""
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"I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media"
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