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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"

"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"