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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"

"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."

"Do you know what is heart warming? That even the most Orthodox Jew, and the cruelest of all the people of Al-Qaeda, will look for the same thing once they get down from a plane. A Synagogue."

"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"