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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."

"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass..."

"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"

"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]"

"What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee"