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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."

"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"

"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"How do you drive a Unitarian out of town? Burn a question mark on their front lawn."

"Last night before I jumped into the shower, my gf gave me head And shoulders shampoo. Ever try that stuff before. My hair is soft as fuck!"

"What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car."

"Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor? Because these colors don't run"

"Pickup lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up."