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Joke of the Day
"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."
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"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."
"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"
"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"
"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"
"I went to a pet shop to buy a goldfish today... The worker asked if I'd like an aquarium, but I told him ""I don't care what starsign it is."""
"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"
"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."
"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""