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Joke of the Day
"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."
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"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"
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"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ? He wanted to go down on history."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."
"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."