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Joke of the Day

"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"

"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."

"*Comments on Facebook picture* ""That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."""

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."

"woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs."

"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"

"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."

"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's fucking dead."