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Joke of the Day

"Criminal on the electric chair. The officer asks: Any last wishes? The criminal: Please hold my hand"

"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."

"Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, ""What are you doing on your phone?"" Bugs Bunny replies, ""Eh, Whatsapp Doc."""

"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite."

"The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado."

"I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)"

"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""

"Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again"