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Joke of the Day

"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."

"I thought about being a feminist but what could I possibly do for the cause? I'm just a woman."

"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."

"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."

"I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do."

"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."

"My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters."

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"