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Joke of the Day
"Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite."
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"Instead of a DING DONG sound, I wish my doorbell would explain to the person how much I don't want to get off the couch."
"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."
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"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."
"I used to drink beer in my underwear but now I use a glass."