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Joke of the Day
"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"
"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."
"Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work."
"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""
"""You da bomb"" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger. But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS."
"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."
"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"
"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"
"Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing"