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Joke of the Day

"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"

"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"

"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"

"I wonder what the people in the plane on 9/11 were going through... A BUILDING!!!"

"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."

"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"

"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."

"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"