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Joke of the Day

"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."

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"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."
"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"
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"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
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"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."