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Joke of the Day
"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"
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"Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day. Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns. Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins. Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns."
"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."
"Look, if you didn't want to go to prison you should've started a war or destroyed the economy. But you downloaded a movie, you felon"
"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."
"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."
"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"
"Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar. You can stop sacrificing goats now."
"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."