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Joke of the Day

"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."

"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."

"When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train."

"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"

"Bought the knockoff brand of Frosted Flakes. Their mascot is Carl the Cat. ""They're purretty good!"""

"How do you get a Baby to Stop crying? You Beat it with a brick"

"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."