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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."

"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."

"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"

"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"