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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Baby to Stop crying? You Beat it with a brick"
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"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."
"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
"Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents... To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones"
"How to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve..."
"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"
"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""
"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."
"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."