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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."

"My grandfather was so racist he had a white & white television set."

"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"

"I lost all my fingers on one hand yesterday... ...but on the other hand, I'm okay."

"Did you hear about the actress who died? SO: ""Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: ""Witherspoon?"" SO: ""No. With a knife."" Me: ""..."" Legitimate laughter ensued."

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."