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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"
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"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
"How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans? You cut *Juan* out."
"I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic Its Syncing"
"When the machines rise up against us humans, I really hope ... ...I really hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory..."
"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."
"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"
"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"