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"If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question. Is it in yet?"
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"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
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"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."
"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."
"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."