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Joke of the Day

"It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets."

"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."

"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."

"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."

"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."