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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."
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"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he."
"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."
"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"A bird just got trapped in our wind chimes and made the next Bon Iver record."
"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"
"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."