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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"I got stuck in a shop the other day... ... because when I went to walk outside there was a sign saying the street was closed."

"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."

"I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up."

"If Mr. Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger."

"I won't get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep."