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Joke of the Day
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
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"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"
"In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."
"They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot. Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773."
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'golfed' ""May I have it in a sentence please?"" Sure. He golfed with a tee. ""G-O-L-F-T"""
"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"*gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*"
"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."