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Joke of the Day

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling."

"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."

"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"

"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."