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Joke of the Day

"A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"

"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"

"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"Hypnotist Error"

"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."