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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."
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"I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)"
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"i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly"
"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"
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