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Joke of the Day

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."

"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"

"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"

"Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Her**: Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Him**: What about the other one? **Her**: The other one is buying me a tablet."

"""Tim's coming tonight"" ""Tim with hooves for feet or Tim that likes to bang coconut halves together?"" [in the distance] clip-clop clip-clop"

"Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop in France? The area was covered in De Brie..."

"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."