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Joke of the Day
"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."
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"Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!"
"Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof? Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this?"
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."
"I still remember the day the dentist removed my braces. My trousers fell down and he molested me."
"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"
"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."
"There are two kinds of people... Those who can't finish other peoples sentences..."
"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."