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Joke of the Day
"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"
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"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown."
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"
"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"