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Joke of the Day

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."

"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."

"Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast."

"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"

"The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like ""well, can't even do that right"""

"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"

"What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship."