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Joke of the Day

"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"

"I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an erection during a massage... the masseuse replied, ""not at all it happens all the time."" So i said, ""well do you mind keeping it out of my face."""

"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."

"I wrote ""except zombies"" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse."

"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""

"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"

"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"