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"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"
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"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"
"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"
"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."
"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."
"Twitter birth control: airfare"
"Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I'm like, ""Good for you. You've not let the fact you can't be tattooed stop you from getting a bike."""
"Past employers have described me as ""selfish, egotistic, condescending, the physical manifestation of capitalism, and a true sweetheart."""
"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."