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Joke of the Day
"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."
Next Joke
"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"Netflix: Want to keep watching? Me: Do we really need to do this? Netflix: It's just, it's been 75 hours and I can hear your kids crying."
"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."
"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."
"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out."
"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"I hate French people They give me the crepes"