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Joke of the Day

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."

"What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"What is Mike Tyson's favorite song? Down With The Thickness."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler started out as a good guy."

"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"

"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."

"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"