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Joke of the Day
"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
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"Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death."
"Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say ""Safe in your strong arms"" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years."
"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think, ""this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."""
"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""
"listening to Mambo No. 5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky"
"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."