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Joke of the Day

"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."

"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"

"Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"

"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"What's red and smells like green paint? Red paint"

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."