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Joke of the Day
"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."
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"My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones"
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, it's a girl. If it floats, it's buoyant"
"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."
"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."
"David Bowie died at 69, Alan Rickman died at 69... ... Donald Trump is 69. We are all crossing our fingers."
"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"
"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."
"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."