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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like green paint? Red paint"
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"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"I don't even bother filling out the ""From"" field on gift tags during Xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious."
"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"
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"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work."
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