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Joke of the Day
"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"
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"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"
"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."
"""Have fun"" is just a nicer phrase for ""have a horrible time without me."""
"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."
"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."
"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"
"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."