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Joke of the Day
"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"
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"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"
"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"
"My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah."
"What language do eagles program in? [C#](https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/in_canada_we_have_some_nice_falcons/cx8608n)"
"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"
"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."
"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."
"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."