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Joke of the Day

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^"

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there."

"If I don't charge my iPad at the beginning of the week I spend the whole time just trying to catch up to 100%."

"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."

"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""