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Joke of the Day

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"

"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The victims of 9-11 they went through 97 stories in 10 seconds."

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."

"Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics"

"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"