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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"You can't run on a camping site... you can only ran because it's past tents"

"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."

"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."

"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"

"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"

"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says.. You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"