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Joke of the Day
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."
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"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."
"A psychic Midget escaped from jail yesterday. The papers read: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"My girlfriend stopped being my toaster strudel today... Now that she's on birth control, she became my twinkie!"
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"I'm not the man you'd hoped for or even the man you wanted me to be. Perhaps you should have just once seen in me, the man I am."