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"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"
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"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."
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"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."
"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."
"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"
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"What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens? Bro, mine"
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"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."