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Joke of the Day
"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."
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"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."
"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"
"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"
"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."
"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"
"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"