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Joke of the Day
"In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China."
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"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""
"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."
"Should be interesting when Trump meets the UK's prime minister... I wonder if he will shake her hand or grab her by the pussy"
"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"
"How do you write an essay that blows people away? With lots of drafts"
"What do pirates use telephones for? Booty call"
"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"