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Joke of the Day

"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard? He was a shellfish pokemon."

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."

"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."

"Technology would be better if you could download sandwiches."

"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."

"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"

"I like my coffee like I like my..... women: ground up and in the freezer."