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Joke of the Day
"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."
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"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."
"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."
"""Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you."" *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud."
"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"
"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."
"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."